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xieatgravelx @ 2007-09-07T11:23:00

2007-09-07T15:23:51Z

I feel like watching lost boys today. But i have to be a grown up and grocery shop and run errands. ewwww.

ive already shared this with the myspace community, but nobody found it funny

2007-09-05T23:03:28Z

I was looking up ways to burn calories on the internet, and I came across a list that had walking, biking, cleaning, weight lifting etc...and then I get to the bottom of the list and theres this:

Calories Burned for Activity: Walking To and From An Outhouse

170 calories per hour

Ok so....apparently walking to the outhouse is different than the calories burned walking in general. Maybe you have to do a 2 and are walking with much more urgency..?

Also, who walks to and from their outhouse for one hour...for exercise? And also...who has an outhouse?

xieatgravelx @ 2007-08-04T14:11:00

2007-08-04T18:15:16Z

Going to a BBQ today! I bet my pasty body is going to fry. I don't tan, there was a brief period a few years ago when I tried the whole tanning booth thing, i just got red...and then white again. It's futile.

I've been trying to get back into working out. I haven't been in shape since I started school. Now that I'm done I've been going to the gym or swimming laps in the pool. I don't mind doing it either. It leaves you pleasantly exhausted if that makes any sense. Now the eating health food part is the next big thing to tackle. I don't even know where to start with that. I stopped going out to eat all time, I'm just not sure what to buy from the grocery store that's semi-healthy. blah!

Soooooooo, you people should call me to hang out and do things, I'm off Wednesdays, Fridays and all weekend for at least another month and I crave social interaction.

to do list

2007-07-07T21:26:23Z

I want to walk around outside and enjoy the warm weather
go swimming at the beach
go to the DIA
eat sushi
go play putt putt
win an insane amount of tickets at dave and busters then waste the rest of my money playing time crisis
go to the zoo
go to cedar pointe
finish reading the stack of books on my dresser
have a picnic at the park
go on a Mt Clemens dinner cruise

anybody with me?

xieatgravelx @ 2007-06-29T10:09:00

2007-06-29T14:14:33Z

So I got the apartment I applied for. I'm pretty excited, it's really nice n roomy! Still need a coffee table though! They were still a little expensive at IKEA though. (Or maybe I'm just cheap).... I wanna go see some fireworks tonight if I can talk Chris into it. Anybody going?

xieatgravelx @ 2007-06-24T21:45:00

2007-06-25T01:49:37Z

I bought a bunch of cool house stuff from IKEA. That place could get me into trouble financially! I had to make myself leave. I still need to find a coffee table n possibly bookcase. But i think I have everything else covered for now. Chris and I found this really nice 2 bedroom apartment with a big balcony. I really liked it a lot. We're putting the Application in tomorrow. Well, he is. I'll be working 12 hours downtown. :o(
Hope everyones doing well I'm going to go veg in bed with a book for awhile. I'm reading the Bell Jar again. I love that book even if it is extremely deppressing.

xieatgravelx @ 2007-05-31T20:04:00

2007-06-01T00:04:44Z

Why do I hate being a grown up so much? I do recognize that it is now time to put on my big girl pants and make responsible decisions, however......

I feel like I'm either walking across a balance beam that's 10,000 feet in the air blindfolded (after too many martinis)...and I just want to climb down and drink more martinis....and never grow up.

I have all of these big decisions to make that're going to effect my life for a long time to come, and what happens if I make the wrong one?! There is just no way to know if it's the right decision. It's a huge leap of faith. I am not in fact a "leaper"

......YOU GROW UP!

xieatgravelx @ 2006-09-25T06:12:00

2006-09-25T10:15:51Z

What should I be for Halloween this year. My sisters being a roller derby girl, which is cute, but I'm thinking disastrous when wearing roller skates at a party that serves alcoholic beverages. So that's out. Julia said she has a chearleading costume, but I dunno how i feel about that. Anybody have any suggestions? Le me know! (And don't say a cat or devil)

I took my sick day from clinicals to day, I'm going to stay in my pj's and do homework.

Later guyssssssssss

xieatgravelx @ 2006-06-24T09:09:00

2006-06-24T13:09:29Z

I drank beer and saw Al Green last night :o)

xieatgravelx @ 2006-06-16T20:55:00

2006-06-17T01:03:20Z

I've decided that I only like old people when they are NOT driving cars. I almost got hit today by some old lady hunched over the steering wheel, turning right out into hall road traffic. My A #1 idiot driving story for the month though is the man hauling lumber in his pickup truck (most of the time you see this, the wood is bound up at least so it doesnt fall all over). This genius however decides to pile the wood up, keeping the bed of his truck down so he could fit more wood, and SECURE IT WITH AN EXTREMELY LARGE STONE. (Sort of like a paperweight if you will....except if he brakes suddenly it may shatter the windshield and skull over the unlucky driver behind him. As I drove by I noticed the unlucky driver behind him was a little old lady in those cataracts sunglasses hunched over the steering wheel. Talke about needing to be a defensive driver!

BY the way has anyone heard from Karyn, her phones been shut off for a few weeks and i dunno whats going on.

xieatgravelx @ 2006-05-22T20:12:00

2006-05-23T00:15:40Z

Today was my first day of clincals and I'm so stressed out!!! First off, I get there at 630 am and NO ONE is there.. So it turns out she sent out an email (that I didnt get) saying they got moved to 8am. She also sent out a review packet for the exam we would be taking on TUESDAY....which is tomorrow. Which I'm just now looking at because I didn't get the email. BLAH. I had to skip kickboxing againt to study for it. I think I'm going to go cross eyed Ive been looking at this homework since 230 this afternoon.

Other than that it was a good first day. I'm excited.

Back to my books. Oh what a life I lead.

xieatgravelx @ 2006-04-09T15:13:00

2006-04-09T19:16:27Z

Chris just broke up with me. How do you spend three and a half years with someone and then just decide that it's over? He said he still loves me and wants to be in my life, which just makes it worse.
My whole family is here for Easter and they keep asking me whats wrong. What the hell am I supposed to say? I just lost the one thing that my life has revolved around for three and a half years, could you hand me a tissue?!

Life sucks. I bought beer......I really wanted smokes, but I figure thats backsliding too far. Somebody want to get drunk tonight?

xieatgravelx @ 2006-03-25T20:46:00

2006-03-26T01:47:04Z

Someone call me with something fun to do tonight! I got all dressed to go out and did my hair n theres nothing to do!

Blah!

Weekends off are wasted if you sit at home on your butt.

xieatgravelx @ 2006-03-07T22:19:00

2006-03-08T03:24:41Z

So I'm an asshole. I lost a checkbook a long time ago, called to have a stop payment placed on em since I couldn't find them anywhere, found them (didn't realize they were the old cancelled checks) and then payed bills with them so now my credit card is over the limit and has a late fee and my car payment was an extra 35 dollars that they refused to wave even though the whole mistake was cleared up BEFORE the due date. I've got a say I'm not a big fan of the human race today.
I need money. Someone give me some. (besides heather I already owe her some) Heather: I'll pay you Thursday when you do my taxes! It would help if you would give me a grand total.

I cant wait to leave for Chicago Friday :O) I'm so excited.

xieatgravelx @ 2006-03-02T15:26:00

2006-03-02T20:27:06Z

Bird Flu Jumps to Cat in Germany
By David Rising
Associated Press
posted: 28 February 2006
03:08 pm ET

BERLIN (AP)—The deadly strain of bird flu was confirmed Tuesday in a cat in northern Germany, the first time the virus has been identified in a mammal in the 25 nations of the European Union.

...............I guess he was the cat that ate the canary!

That was lame.

mmmmmmsputum

2006-03-01T22:45:33Z

Got to see a bunch of cool stuff at my clinical visit today. I think something is wrong with me. The other girl I was with was gagging and grossed out while I'm on the other side of her thinking in my head "this is so coooooool" I think I'd really like to work at St John they seem like they stay really busy and I definitely like everybody who works on ICU.
Then my big brother bought me lunch at lotus pond :o) It was a good day. Now I'm going to go workout. My sore muscles hate me.

Everyone cross your fingers for me I have a midterm tomorrow.

xieatgravelx @ 2006-02-27T14:21:00

2006-02-27T19:29:17Z

I need to work out and do my homework.

no..........scratch that
What I need is the MOTIVATION to work out and do my homework. This is what I'm lacking.

So when i was up at 330am Saturday morning watching the news, I heard about this:
The U.S. Army is proposing to pre-treat stockpiles of VX nerve agent at its Newport Chemical Agent Disposal Facility in Newport Indiana, and then transport the resulting hydrolysate across the country to the DuPont Chambers Works facility at Carney’s Point, Salem County, NJ for final treatment and disposal into the Delaware River

All I can say is.....Sucks to be you New Jersey!

And then they immediately went to the guy who found a lottery ticket under his bed that just happened to be a (in the ballpark of $600,000) winner. It would've expired in April. Lucky bastard. I went to the casino this weekend. Ya know what I won? 35 bucks. Do you think I went home with my slot machine ticket and lost it under my bed? NO I fucking didn't. I turned it in. I think if this man is stupid enough to lose a piece of paper work $600,000 he doesn't deserve it and he should give it to me. Lucky dumb bastard.

There was more that was amusing but I'll leave it at that for now.

I'm training to be a cage fighter

2006-02-24T02:11:01Z

So today for my mediocre gym workout, I decided to wear my "Got your tickets to the gunshow t-shirt"...even though I have pasty unmuscular white arms. Actually the arrows point up more towards my boobs because the shirt is made for a guy....Heather said it should say got your tickets to the torpedo show. Amusing none the less. I also like to take the five pound weights and grunt when I lift them like the guys with the weight bench do......and sometimes when I get off of a weight machine I like to put the weight at a really heavy setting so the next guy that gets on feels like a puss. (even though I couldn't lift it either) I guess I screw around more than anything else. Hmmm good workout.

I have so much homework that I should probably just skip sleeping.

So, hey, what the fuck am I doing wasting my time on the computer!?!

Gotta go

xieatgravelx @ 2006-02-22T08:52:00

2006-02-22T13:59:26Z

So I got up early and tried to psych myself up for going to court and seeing the mean man that smooshed my car and called me a bitch. I get there have to take my belt off and walk through the metal detector four times only to realize that my court date was TOMORROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWww. So now I missed my one day of class for the WRONG day and have to be tardy tomorrow. I feel like a big tard, I don't know what to tell my teacher.

This is almost more annoying than spending two hours at the Secretary of State yesterday. I walked in, grabbed a number (38) and looked up to see they were on #70 had to go up to 100 and then back around to my 38.

Then my scary neighbor whistled at me four times while I struggled with carrying all my books in the house. I wanted to turn around and say I heard ya the first three times I'm just not interested!!!#*^$&*^!

I'm hungry someone wake up and go to breakfast with me since I'm missing school today apparently.

On the bright side this always makes me smile. Today was particularly good for a giggle. Read it. I said read it: http://comics.com/comics/pearls/archive/pearls-20060220.html

Good morning, time to make the coffee

2006-02-14T11:24:03Z

Actually I use that term loosely since I'm cranky, freezing and I wasnt more than anything to curl back up in bed!
Happy Valentines Day :op http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/archive/pearls-20060214.html

or somethin?

Happy Tuesday anyway

xieatgravelx @ 2006-02-13T15:39:00

2006-02-13T20:47:40Z

Today feels like such a gloomy day. I just feel like curling up and napping my way through the rest of the afternoon. Its too bad i still have to study and work out with Heather. I'm supposed to be determined.*insert theme from Rocky here* But really, it would be wonderful if I could get down to the size i was my senior year in High School and get straight A's in school...Unfortunately both of those goals are wearing me out.

Somebody take me on a vacation!

(somewhere warm that has drinks with umbrellas in them)

Good Morning

2006-02-12T16:31:44Z

Pearls before swine makes me happy :o) http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/archive/pearls-20060205.html

I want to do something fun today I studied all of last night.....ok I studied MOST of last night and then I fell asleep watching ghostbusters. But I still think I deserve to be rewarded with something fun to do today. When the movie ended the Ghostbusters theme played all night I guess, so that may explain my weird dreams. God I'm so cool, we both know you want to be me.

xieatgravelx @ 2006-02-11T19:12:00

2006-02-12T00:18:43Z

So I woke up hungover this morning to a phone call from this girl from school who told me that i had FUCKING MIDTERMS ON MONDAY. SO here I am hungover and completely unprepared trying to study my butt off on the couch with an icepack on my head drinking peptobismal. I'm not going to lie to you guys....i don't think it's going well. I think that you should cross your fingers for me...and maybe say a prayer if you're so inclined.

I'm really bummed I wanted to go to Shan's party tonight and see everybody. Joe's house was so fun last night. I got to see people I haven't seen in a long time. I'm kind of embarrassed though because I had quite a few beers and i know my voice goes up a few notches and I start talking too much. I probably come off like an asshole, but I'm really not! Beer just makes me chatty. And i like you people. ha

xieatgravelx @ 2006-02-07T08:25:00

2006-02-07T13:29:42Z

I was supposed to be at school studying since 8am but i think my booty is glued to this chair cuz i just can't seem to get up! The only upside is if i leave, i wouldn't have to hear blue's clues anymore. I love my niece to pieces but when I'm driving to schooling and I actually catch myself singing "here's the mail it never fails it makes me wanna wag my tail and when it come I wanna wail MAIIIIIIIIIlLLLL...I must draw the line.

What's everyone upto today? Im out of school at 230.........

giddyup!

2006-02-04T01:51:22Z

I'm deliriously tired. Ive been up since 330 am for work and I work this shift all weekend. Did you ever notice how everything becomes so much more funny when you're tired? I was watching some really bad western movie with goldie hawn and the guy from just shoot me. The cowboy tried to pick her up and put her on his horse during this big intense getaway seen and the girl, the guy and the horse all fell over. I don't know why i'm explaining this because the only way you MIGHT find it funny is on the offchance that you've been up since 330 am too.

And probably not even then.

It pays to be easily amused.